TEAM UNCLES

2003-11-07T06:11:00.000-08:00

AYE KELS waddefuck la... y is no one blogging nabei. everione pls post leh.. if not chua lai cheng wif he leather riding boots n black leather thong n bra wif her leather whip will come n deliver u a few smacks on the bottom.

aniwae i most probably will be joining kels lyk cj n neck in de extended 3 yr course of jc. im currently considering other options.. lyk gg to de states or australia. mebbe i can extend de MNC n UNCLES network to de west. de land of de hot cunts n bouncy tits. if de need arises, i may even start an uncle recruitment drive. or mebbe can go poly asso.
imagine if i go to de states.. 1 yr ltr ur go dere for holidae or go to a uni dere for exchange program. 1.9m tall muscular hip hop negro walking arnd. he says: yO KELS. todae go where RELACK?last nite i HUAT ltr qiah ur milo cino n kaya toast.ltr at nite go CHIOONG.. biscuits n booze ON DA HOUSE KELS>.
.. de uncles revolution taking de world by storm.
kels fucking post now if not u'll fell the taste of chua lai cheng's leather on ur backside.

2003-10-22T07:33:00.000-07:00

long time no blog..kels..GD NEWS: I PROMOTE!
haha...aniwae to de other kels who may not make it nvm a lvls still can do it 1 uncles will still b there to tok cock n relac with u all
gd outing to mad monks..although our cunt-starved kels like tat may not find it tt well...aniwae..parties upcoming so hou sei

2003-10-11T07:29:00.000-07:00

fuck la... dis blog turn into yeetat and tianchee conversation forum issit... they two r the onli consistent posters... we shld be ashamed... i m here to do my part... i is confirm retain liao... fucking sian... lets hope 2004 will have a fun batch of j1... not too fun... if not i retain again den must go NS... not hosei to go NS without A'levels
here is a riddle for all of you: (bout kel tat)
after failing my maths exam, i was walking dejectedly out of the hall, just then the pretty and gorgeous supermodel julianna walked in, behind me i heard three girls talking within themselves, they were saying "look at julianna smile until liddat" , "ya lor so happy"
so here is the question, what were the reasons they stated for her vibrant smile... is it
(a) maths test was a breeze for her, no problemo
(b) it was the end of exams for her
(c) the weather was all warm and nice compared to the freezing hall
(d) she just hear a joke
apparently the above answers were not the reason why... according to the girls it was simply because she was think abt yeetat... u see the charm he has now... simply alluring... good work tat
(P.S. dun anybody try and kaobei bout playmate)

2003-10-08T08:05:00.000-07:00

OK EXAMS OVER
TIME TO RELACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
but tmd maths..din do well at all..
CAN I PROMOTE?!?!!?
PLS LET ME PROMOTE!!!!

2003-10-03T07:39:00.000-07:00

oonk today econs was disastrous... sibei jialat.... tot i go SA can top the sch den in the end become like this.... haiz angela ng and chua laicheng will be so disappointed in me
oonks if wanto chiong muz chiong faster or else when intensive trainin starts hard to find time to chiong and we so busy with our job nowadays.... toilin in the nights to earn money to support our families
haiz god bless all uncles esp me on tue and wed

2003-10-03T03:12:00.000-07:00

boss chua wad the hell u toking abt wad pt in monster.. ah.. finally half of the exams is over:econs n gp.. hope half the journey towards promotion has been travelled ... after getting results to promote..wad shld we do ? kels pls suggest.
mad monks party on 18th wana go not.
uncle james cat pls post someting tell us abt hot blondes and also abt the partying situation down there. oh hows the soccer situation down there me n boss chua would like to look into the prospects of extending our MNC to the land of freedom.

MAY UNCLES HUAT

2003-09-26T09:18:00.000-07:00

Oonks.... after relaKing for almoz 10 mths, the promos is finally here. in juz 2 wks the uncles will resume our normal lifestyle, relag at azhar, PT in monster and mambo, and dE-strESS in DA CLUBS. can't wait to chiong liao.... the booz and KuntZ.
to hip hop unkel cat in faraway America : hosei bo?

2003-09-23T11:07:00.000-07:00

sUP kels this is cat in the US
WAZZZZZZZUUUUUUPPP hommies

2003-09-22T08:11:00.000-07:00

hey kels after promos go azhar relac
den as usual go monstercue relac also .. no problems with uncle huat around
n also go clubs relac uncle fat's party muz support support

2003-09-21T06:30:00.000-07:00

alo kels..long time nv post aniting liao.....
we shld meet one dae at some kopitiam....
i dun tink we haf tok cock fer a long time liao...
uncle huat (neck) also told mi that we betta ask him fer a treat soon
before he becomes broke again
tianchee....i tink we shld gif up clubbing..
i feeling holy and gay lately....

2003-09-12T05:55:00.000-07:00

wa juz saw tan tianhui gf on tv
supermodel of the world..wah kao
got in2 final somemore congrats tan tianhui

tmd..hols ending
dun feel like hols..
maybe its the lack of some action down at da clubs

2003-09-01T08:00:00.000-07:00

hahahaha fuck la changjian i din plan de polo thing i said we go siwmming. managing to get de ball is alr v good luck (dun believe u can ask cubb) its not allowed actualli. tlaking abt goal posts can realli fuck off
my apologies to neck. dat uncle tan is realli a big fuck nix time we come back he kb us can call our lollies down to settle him.mebbe we can set his dick hair on fire n watch him jump into de pool to save his man hood.
how come neck's post cannot see properly its lyk cut off in de front magin pls edit de thing i wanna read
haha de good old days. dis morn talked to jimmy kait. he's changed quite a lot... hmmm realli quite abit
thin he's having alot of fun.
kels pls post more entries its getting damn fun.
LATEST NEWS: OSAMA HIDDEN BUNKER AT AHZAR HAS BEEN BUSTED>>> HE IS REPORTEDLY HIDING OUR RELACKING AT JOHNSON DUCK OR KILLINEY KOPITIAM EATING KAYA TOAST OR AT MECHMASTER PLAYING POOL. heard he can thrash de ah bengs wif his left hand
take care kels

2003-09-01T04:39:00.000-07:00

haha brandon, i am really laughing like siao now. HAHAHA! those are the good old days online, when people are studying for their block tests and we are talking rubbish in irc and landed ourselves in this state now.
Wells, friday's outing was a fufilling one.

Was quite surprising that diyan could come up with such a fun-filled outing in bukit-timah..especially when people are so -called enjoying themselves in cineleisure,lido or heeren!!! Besides meeting in clubs, we could actually enjoy ourselves in school(except classrooms). Our presence in the basketball court, the street soccer court and the swimming pool certainly shows the sporting side of you people ,besides downing yourselves with loads of booze.

HAHA! changjian fuck u!! revitalising the blog..sounds familiar man

Study hard and take care peepz!!!

2003-08-31T19:13:00.000-07:00

haha...guess what i found on my com...i saved up the last times you bastards went around kaobehing.....fucking funny....ENJOIY! NECK

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<^FaIZal> but i am really troubled
<^FaIZal> i just screwed my daugher
wtf is http://www.goatse.cx??
girls r everiwhere
wtf is http://www.goatse.cx??
<^FaIZal> i am troubled frens
<^FaIZal> help me
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<^FaIZal> i commit incest
faizal
wanna smoke
<^FaIZal> malays always commit incest
ur daughter how old
<|TiAnCi|> U MALAY ALWAYS ANIHOW SEX
<[A]rChBoY> stop ur Flooding aLv[dIe]
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<^FaIZal> malays always commit incest
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ur daughter how old
<|TiAnCi|> I RD THE WANBAO
<|TiAnCi|> ITS ALWAYS DE MALAYS
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<^FaIZal> my daughther 2
2??
poor girl
...
<|MUTHU|> yah
<|TiAnCi|> 2 YR OLD U ALSO SEX!!!
2 yrsold?
<|MUTHU|> dis is realli wrong
yeah la
<|TiAnCi|> U..
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<|MUTHU|> why liddat
<|TiAnCi|> ANIMAL
cant be la
<^FaIZal> i heard allah callin me to screw my daughter
<|MUTHU|> we shuldn do dis
cannot lah..
HI GHEY DUDES
<|TiAnCi|> MUTHU U DUN TOK COCK WITH ME
www.tubgirl.com
<^FaIZal> i heard allah callin me to screw my daughter
<|TiAnCi|> I NOE U ALSO DO TT
aids how ?
<|MUTHU|> tian ci
www.goatse.cx
omg omg
www.goatse.cx
teh leet teh leet
www.goatse.cx
www.goatse.cx
www.goatse.cx
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<^FaIZal> allah sucks lor
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KTHXBEY!!!
<^FaIZal> allah help me
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what the hell
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how can u do such things...
faizal
<|MUTHU|> i alwaes see my fellow malays doin blowjob on da buses
<^FaIZal> pls allah
<|MUTHU|> i alwaes see my fellow malays doin blowjob on da buses
never help us one..
cool down ok
<|MUTHU|> i alwaes see my fellow malays doin blowjob on da buses
how come i so stupid ??
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muthu
<|DiCk|> yar lor i malay i oso lyk to anyhow fuck
wad de hell is wrong wif u
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<[A]rChBoY> Hey Hey Hey!!
<|TiAnCi|> MALAYS NO MORAL 1 LOR
HOW COULD U...
<^FaIZal> wat?
<[A]rChBoY> THERE IS GAL AROUND OK!
<[A]rChBoY> THERE IS GAL AROUND OK!
<[A]rChBoY> STOP IT
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tianci
u chinese
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<|TiAnCi|> YA
<|TiAnCi|> I CHINESE
<|TiAnCi|> Y
<|TiAnCi|> NOT HAPPY AH
<|TiAnCi|> SO WAD IF I END UP IN ITE
<^FaIZal> eh stop inslutin malays
u dunno the malay feelings
<^FaIZal> eh stop inslutin malays
tianci
<^FaIZal> we are strong little brown briudders
we are very sad one ok..
<|TiAnCi|> ITS NOT INSULTING
<|TiAnCi|> ITS THE TRUTH
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our malay cock is bigger dne ur chinese cock
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<|TiAnCi|> EH WATCH WAD U SAY
<|TiAnCi|> U BLACKER SO WAD
<^FaIZal> yah
<|TiAnCi|> MY COCK 9 INCH
<|TiAnCi|> HOW LONG IS YOURS
yiyi~~~~ fighting
<[A]rChBoY> STop QUARRELING!
<^FaIZal> malay cock weighs 10KG!!!
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yiyi~~~~ fighting
we can conduct heat u know..
<^FaIZal> MALAY COCK 15 INCH
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<|`-`|> we are still humans right.....
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I REALLY CANT STAND U ALL LE,CAN STOP SCOLDING EACH OTHER ANOT?!
f**king malay shut up
<[A]rChBoY> everyone gone mad liao si bo
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<[M]aRi0> k enuff wif this racist jokes
<[A]rChBoY> i jus mass +b arh
<[A]rChBoY> i hack care
<[A]rChBoY> the only way to stop it
<[A]rChBoY> i tok no one listening..
i not racist but get real lah...15inch=30+ cm
how u wear ur pants man
mus b plastic cock....lol
<[A]rChBoY> lolz
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<[A]rChBoY> metal la..
metal cannot b man
wood one
<[A]rChBoY> well metal last
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THIS ONE IS #MALAY ONE
hi , =) , kenalan yukk
pagi nak kerjer
or wanna drink..vodka...beer..whiskey..or CUM??
i got cum lor
u all want?
sia la
yah
assalamualaikum
wad u talking la
free of charge
i wuld love to
bye
yah barbeee
sampai besok sobat karibku..
huamulan
i eat PORK
i eat PORK
u chinese?
my favourite fetish is a long hard blow job
i love PIGS
malays out dere?
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PUKI MAK? ISUP TELUR! :) SAYA HENDAK PUKIMAK!
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2003-08-31T07:30:00.000-07:00

i have decided to post something too in order to contribute to this revitalising of the blog... yesterday fucking shiok... so long never laugh until stomach ache... the basketball game where nobody knew what the fuck was going on ... the water polo that was almost cancelled due to poor foresight by DJ fatboy and was realli called off after TEAM SAJC decimated poor hwachong with stunning goals by our top swimmer yeetat... the pool marathon where some retards just kept walking and walking, i think the winner was gordon... goes to show how challenging that was huh... then the visit to al azhar where food was ordered by the dozens... finally the LAN (evilling) where we kept losing to the senior boys and diyan with his fucking smelly shirt... BUT it was A B-E-A-utiful day...look forward to the next time where we can just RELACCCC like shit again...

2003-08-26T08:23:00.000-07:00

KELS>>>> BISCUITS N BOOZE SOUND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
hosei la promos only 6 weeks to go. chiong first relag later (tho i noe its against uncles principles of relag first everithing else fuck off)
after promos den RELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
aniwae sum crazy fuck is holding a party on de 6th(i think) of sept at mahalo. crazy. ani kels wan to go pls make arrangements to commit urself to ur jc for 2 more years... maybe uncles can help their jcs win more gold medals.

ani1 wan ahzar outing pls tell me dats my 3rd home now.. but its not v safe i got inside info frm cia osama is hiding in an underground bunker at fort canning which is connected by a secret passageway from ahzar. so osama maybe come out n enjoy a milo dinosaur wif de uncles.
NEW TOPIC: RELACKING WIF OSAMA AT AHZAR.. i think he will love camel brand biscuits since he rides camels all de time in afghan.

2003-08-25T20:45:00.000-07:00

KELS..
milo dinosaur n prata sounds nice...wad a lethal combi..unkel fat pls arrange for uncle outing to azhar pls...
i at project work now sibei relac teacher dunno fuck until wherre liaoz..
aniwae my form teacher on leave to give birth finally..her stomach had been damn big since march...wonder wad de fuck iis inside it...

kels remember study hard..den after promos...CHIONG
RELAC
GO MORE OFTEN TO AZHAR FOR LETHAL COMBI:PRATA N MILO DINOSAUR..
DEN OFF TO THE CLUBS SOME UNCLES WILL WAN ANOTHER LETAH COMBI..
BISCUITS N BOOZE...
THJE DOUBLE B COMBI..
CIAO UNKELS

2003-08-25T08:01:00.000-07:00

kels ahzar is de place to go
MILO DINOSAUR>>>MILO CINO ICE>>>MILO GODZILLA>>>
TELOR BUNGKUS>>CHICKEN BRANI
no wonder de rums r all so fat esp de fat rum zabo's wrapped up in their bikinis n sarongs looking lyk ba zhang. swimming arnd in all dat chicken fat
my parents dis yr want to go INDIA for holiday>chao jibai. i talked dem into gg to korea or south africa or europe.
but actualli dun feel lyk gg wan to train harder mebbe go on a training trip so dat de meeting wif THE SA UNCLES IN DE POOL will be more meaningful. our last ever nationals wif ur uncles.
dat is if we dun retain....
nekk fuck u la u r a retard

2003-08-24T08:01:00.000-07:00

HI KELS
haha
toking abt uncle sunny n uncle michael brings back memories...
remember we used to suscribe food frm uncle michael always cut queue n shout onli..
shiok
n tt uncle sunny a bit gay 1 n he resembles some hk actor...
tmd after promos realli muz unkels gathering there..
n we find time go fav hangout azhar also...
ciao kels

2003-08-23T08:37:00.000-07:00

haRlOuRE~~pple.. diyan asked me to come here and post so here i come with some stroke of genuieses to revitalise this dying blog. taMdADE. chelsea is really a JIBAI team....buy so many superstars fuck the russian boss. confirm some mafia and druglord who fuckin hell launders money. TIANCI..u are just a puny puny pussy in comparison with abrahmovich

The cunts and food in hwachong are getting more and more sickening everyday. I have certainly lost interest in all of them(mebbe except for the pinafores) hahahaa.Pple after promos we should go back to chinese high canteen and kaobei. Really got good stalls nowadays..like sirloin steakl chicken rice..besides our usual frequents unkel sunny and unkel michael!

That's all people, study hard for promos!!

2003-08-22T08:34:00.000-07:00

aLL uNkUlS!
NECK IS BACK!
all of u can juSt saVE ur crap about ur life iN tAttErs
u want to hEar a reaLLy deprEssing storY?.

hEAr mine

yeSterday i got chased out of claSs Again...stupid fucKing Acne-on-the-nose-hOrroR-caSe wong chinG hua asKed me "ALVIN!, GET OUT OF THE CLASS!"
normally ppl just sit there n stone n look apologeTic rigHt? i tooK my baG n maRched off...the stupid bitch waS discriminating me aNyway...
as if i was the onLy one talkiNg...the otHer uncles in my claSs say that she looKed bery flusterEd afTer that...looks liKe i've scARed her..hahA
secoNd time got chASed out liao...
tMr all the oTher uncLes got SAT course
i doNt have, cuz SAT payment thaT daY i quaRRel wiTh my teachEr den she cHase me OUt of cLass so i neva pay
neVa pay, no couRse lor...i siGned up foR the SAT today wiF no fucKinG idea whAts the teST like.

n aLL u uNcles gettIng zaBoh's liao...hu has 14-sao, tat has bang, brandon has eileen, n on n on...
INTERESTING NOTE : WHY DO ALL THE UNCLES LIKE A-CUPS?
today tat n bRandon eLope witH thEir zabOHs leavinG me so loNely...fuck..i shOuLd go buy myseLf a girLfriend...

taLk aBt reTention...jus saW the princiPal with my paRents on moNday...got fucKed bY principal...she kaobe me 6pts still fail like fuck
got OFFF...den she kaobe all the TCHS ppl in SA since we all resuLts like fucK...n at least u're doing decently well now..
my last chem test 3/30...last maths test 1/25....n these maRKs is all copy one..if neva copY i gEt SATU BESAR KOYOK (one big half-boiled egg)
siBei jiaLat...

sigH...saD sAD storY rigHt...duN cry...dUnt cRY....

NEKK
paiseh i ask tianci post for i not haDeK enuf i dunno how to post this shit

2003-08-20T07:02:00.000-07:00

KELS>>haha my life is in tatters...
if i retain i will immediately apply to head de cleaning squad at de mnc building. if not successful i may have to wok under gopal
fuck man kels pls study hard if not we can all together go kap work or mnc building may have some free job vacancies too.

go ivans webbie see kait's n dowke's pics quite good.
too bad dun have de toilet gangrape uncle hu mpeg file
anibodi who has it pls place it on kazaa
description: singapore porn, gang bang at changi airport toilet. toilet cleaner ah peh joins in de fun analing de hot young teen wif his mop
type:video clip

2003-08-18T03:06:00.000-07:00

OIH KELS TOK LEH

ok so long no 1 tok
so tmd sianz

hai..so sad james n david had to leave us..budden we muz hope tt dey haf fun there n haf a gd future...at least better den ours..
i muz say our future...not onli the saints but also de hwachongians..certainly look bleak...
promos in 6 weeks...how r we preparing it??
budden..if ani uncles here need ani help..
DIRECTOR HU AND CHUA will definitely assist u..many jobs r currently available at our MNC building...
ranging frm cleaning services to food n beverages..as the economy now is bad..pls bear with such jobs...
when economy turns for the better..jobs like being our correspondant for epl kelong players will come at some time...

ciao uncles..pls post

2003-08-13T08:13:00.000-07:00

k3lz ... the photo are now up at this addy ::

http://www.pbase.com/transacadia/davidjames

2003-08-12T06:39:00.000-07:00

eh k3ls the pics are out but i dunno where to put them ... lolz -)

2003-07-09T06:28:00.000-07:00

k3lz... study hard l3r... got 3 more months before promos leh ... not funnie man..

i think i also fail like shit liaoz... we wait for another week then we showhand our results l3r... all post and see who more fucked up sia... lol -)

2003-07-02T06:03:00.000-07:00

the common tests ended even b4 it started for you....
u r gonna retain....
HAHAHAHAH........

2003-07-02T01:20:00.000-07:00

KELS HOU SEI
COMMON TESTS HAF ENDED FOR ME
HAHA..
WHEN RELAC??
PARTY??

2003-06-25T00:08:00.000-07:00

k3lz .. i think block/common test die alreadi la ... look at unKle g0rd0n... todae sit beside him durin' the lecture and then he said he'll get a "bright spark" on the dae of the block test ... and then his paper will miracle get A ... also dunno how .... lol some more say until got "S.P.A.R.K" come out w0r...

hHAha ... i also hope my papers all like dat ar... but then i think i g0 dream on man ...

anyway here's a quote from Mr. Sung Kah Kee ... maths teacher of 4L ... this is wad he use to "motivate" us ...
"study also fail dun study also fail ... " - Sung -

It's fucked up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothin'
To bein' able to have any fuckin' thing that we wanted
It's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing
We're nothing to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in their eyes
That's why we sieze the moment, and try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it, 'cos we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on, through out lyrics that you hear in our songs
And we can
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me,just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

- Eminem -

2003-06-24T04:39:00.000-07:00

let's bring notes go their chalet and chiong lar.....
so we can fuck around and study common test in the same time....
tis is killing 2 birds wif 1 stone... only top 5 brains can tink of this idea....

2003-06-23T09:08:00.000-07:00

NEXT EVENT : JAMES/DAVID ZHANG CHALET
COSTA SANDS SAT

ani1 interested??
or study common test??
or continue fucking around??

kels wad u all tink

2003-06-21T09:58:00.000-07:00

eh UnCLES..My vIRGIn TiMe heRe!!!
FuCk La...kNn tHe bLOcK tESt rEaLLY LaNJIaO..so mAny overdue maths TuToriaL TO DO!!
n PlS dUN UsE IMeSH tO dL tHose Stuff...ThEY mAke Ur cOMP Hang aLL thE TIMe!!
AND hadec i noT bIANtAi LAH..next time u dun come n beg from me
that's all folks! :)

2003-06-21T07:58:00.000-07:00

Eh k3lz study hard man block test around the corner ar... better pass 'em man ...
Dun let the teacher fuck around with our arses ... =)

2003-06-21T07:45:00.000-07:00

UNCLES..Y U ALL NV HEED MY ADVICE TO BLOG...
ok let me start .

SORRY UNCLES BUDDEN IF U ALL WENT TO DE LOUSY PARTY AT INDUZ3...
NOT I ASK U ALL GO 1...U ALL WANA GO 1..SO DUN BLAME ME OK
I NOE CUNTS QUALITY SUX THERE..DRINKS SUX..PLACE SUX...
BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT..

AND IM UNCLE HU..STOP THE MR HU SHIT...

oh to ani hc canoing ppl surfing here (not henghui or ani other fren ) i would like to extend a big fuck u to you all

2003-06-17T06:03:00.000-07:00

tis blogspot is dying......unkels pls post sometings...

<>
no limit break....no cunting.....no scandal....
enjoy the music and the drinks can liao.....

*** p.s. this is last party of the hols....after tis ....
rem to study unkels....common test comin....

2003-06-16T19:19:00.000-07:00

eh kels...post leh..
anyway
outing to induz3???

2003-06-01T18:58:00.000-07:00

kels... relac a bit la especially tian ci i noe wad dey said realli pissed us off but must control wad we r all grown up uncles now 17 yrs of age. dun get so pissed la.. especially tian ci!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aniwae NEW MEETING IN DE POOL:
DATE:4th june wednesdae
TIME: 8pm
VENUE: bedok swimming pool
SINGAPORE SCHS 'A' tem VS QUEENSTOWN SASA

i think got more free flow parties but its dose mohamed sultan type.. den got techno a bit so mebbe can fit in one or two more of dat type ok uncles

2003-05-31T20:42:00.000-07:00

UNCLES..YESTERDAY THERE WAS WAR ONLINE I GUESS EVERY1 NOE ABT IT BY NOW
ok hope tis will b the end of this war n we will not hear ani of tis shit frm dem again...

hou sei...
but onli got 2 free flow parties leh....somemore back to back...
hai...
how?

2003-05-25T06:41:00.000-07:00

unkul tian ci u alwaes say wan to meet in de pool i invite u down to our chinese high pool todae morning u duwan to come.. SCARED ISIT kel.
aniwae dun worry we will be meeting ur earlier den expected in de sasa u-20. so i'll make sure i'll silence u once n for all. but i think ur mouth cant be contained n u will still be wanted to meet me in de pool.
kels realli cant wait to start chionging we shud get a chalet n den go on a chionging spree damn shiok. free flow parties must go. no free flow no go. pls dun go for dose pussy 1 for 1 parties unless realli necessary. bye for now uncles

2003-05-24T08:17:00.000-07:00

OK UNCLES
firstly...i watch show with her onli...got wrong meh..haiyo..
after a long week..we decided to go relac abit la..
ya tts all..
n suay la unkels..
nxt yr we all sure do it together..team sajc
sorry uncle fat boy but we gona beat u in de pool...

OK UNCLES MUST GATHER IN CLUBS SOON..

2003-05-24T06:38:00.000-07:00

hey unkuls.. its been ages since i post a fuckin message.. as a founder of this blog diary thingie, its my duty to update u unkuls out dere on the current situation in sajc.
firstly we shuld realli congratulate HINECKkkkKK for winning big bucks again.. hes realli emptying joseph phua's pocket i suppose? looks like he will get an all expanse paid trip down to yeetat's home town...all covered by the ah boo kees haha.

Next, also likke to congrtulate the water polo team for lifting the curse. the polo team used to have a curse of alwaes being rejected by their loved ones.(surprisingly onli CJ was unaffected by the curse. He rejected girls instead. so fuckin cute) but things finally got better when our senior WAI TECKkkkkKKKK finally won over the girl that he likes for a long time. next up wuld be tian chee hopefully? he juZ went out wif cynthia yesterdae. one on one hot spicy date.wonder how it went.. tian chee mebe u wuld like to comment on dis?

one last bit... it was realli realli fuckin disappointing when sajc rugby lost to rjc rugby.. the game was fuckin tight but we eventualli lost.. thru penalties.. i think it was very fucked up. but luckily, we managed to screw rjc rugby number 11 durin the match. tian chee kickstart the cow beiness by sayin oei nuber 11 nice ass when he bent down. everybody roared in laughter and continued to cow bei him. eg yeetat: number 11, ur coach callin u to subsitute la.. get out and i said: eh number 11 u dropped the ball again. thats twice in a row!!

Another severe blow dat hit the saints was the soccer match against nj. dey onli had one opportunity throughout the entire game. and dey scored.. but sajc was so freakin close to scorin a few times.. winston realli played hard dat dae but unfortunately, we lacked the luck.. so to our disappointment, we lost. fuckin disappointing...
aniway dats all for the update so far. bie UNKULS

2003-05-22T17:28:00.000-07:00

UNKULS... im having a very hitech IT gp lesson is sch now. hwachong junior college realli elite so-called top 5 jcs in singapore. but aniwae i think de jc's r still damn low tech compared to THE chinese high sch. only schs lyk THE chinese high sch can nurture such hitech beings lyk HINECK.
aniwae de weekend is approaching. ani kel dat got ani plans pls update on de blog.. can go limping or evil-ing war craft. or watch movie or go shopping. to hineck n tuman de rugby kels UR BETTER WATCH OUT WE"LL BE MEETING UR.. IN DE FIELD.
haha our match on fridae rite?? its going to be another unkul reunion. tmr hwachong vs acjc squash finals.... acjc is GOING TO DIE. de hwachong team so fucking strong if dey dun win i will TOCK man. hwachong netball girls on mondae vs acjc. ACJC IS GOING TO DIE TOO. i think dis yr hwachong shud have many trophies in de bag... damn song.
unkuls remember to update on ani activities planned over de weekend. bye kels

2003-05-19T06:48:00.000-07:00

KELS... relax...rugby girls...make history..beat acjc haha..
aniwae u all r underdogs no pressure la...try ya best..if u all play..n do wadeva u can frm aniwhere u r la... (bench)..

to the soccer uncles... relac...u all juz suay today i tink u all played a much -improved match frm last time...
winston u r great man...SIR WINSTON...yeetat ..ah..warmed ya bench well but nvm tink u will get a chance to redeem yaself soon la...

ANYWAY
24TH MAY PARTY @ ZOUK...WE NOT GOING...

PARTY @ CHINA BLACK FREE FLOW 9 JUNE
MUST GO

2003-05-18T07:31:00.000-07:00

kels.... rugby lost...
sibei suay man. lost by 6 - 0
just 2 penalty kicks
everybody very sad
looks like we wud have to go to the finals through the harder way... BEAT ACJC
seems like a uphill task but nothing is impossible
anyway... both me and hineck din play.. hehe

2003-05-16T07:39:00.000-07:00

2molo got fucking service to the school... get mc also no use... must comeback another week and do with other classes... fuck... i will just get it over and done with... fucking sick today la... nose like a bloody leaking tap... screw flu la... good luck to the ruggers tommorrow... believe dey will do it... uncle hineck and uncle tuman... okie...looks like diyan has a whole host of activities planned out for the uncles 2molo... shall be pretty busy...gonna go do fucking PW now... ciao

2003-05-16T05:49:00.000-07:00

eh kels who de fuck is devil i have heard so much abt her. tianci go new world order buy de devil woman t-shirt for her leh
to devil if u r reading dis.. pls handover a pict of urself to ani one of de uncles.to be uploaded onto team uncles pictures leh.
tmr sa uncles rugby showdown wif de RAFFLEASIANS>
uncles who r free pls go n support.
MASTERPLAN FOR TMR: morning lim kopi at ahzar go nie watch basket ball. den go hwachong field watch HWACHONG VS RAFFLES softball showdown.
den after dat got rugby match wif PIONEER jc if uncles got time pls come down n watch. at chinese high field
ok bye uncles n bye devil

2003-05-16T03:33:00.000-07:00

OH YA GUYS....
TODAY SAW DEVIL ON DE BUS...
TOK TO HER ABIT N FOUND OUT TT...
SHE VISITED OUR FANTASTIC BLOG!
UM..

SHUYUN :IF U R HERE.. PLS SIGN THE GUEST BK LET UNCLES NOE U R HERE
SHE DUN LOOK LIKE DEVIL FRM NEAR

but still looks evil...

to gordon: louis not back..hope he stay in hungary foreva

2003-05-15T05:32:00.001-07:00

uncles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck this is my 3rd time typin cos my com always hang~~~~~~~~~~ hahaha................ aniwae juz to inform you that i am fuckin tried and cooped up with preparation for the concert........... the songs super diff................ aniwae how is louis and is he back...... he told robin abt me........... haha he love me you see............ hahaha............ aniwae good luck and congrats for hc rugby for winnin ji...............

2003-05-15T05:32:00.000-07:00

2003-05-15T05:14:00.000-07:00

UNCLES DIS BLOG IS REACHING CRITICAL STAGE NO ONE IS WRITING IN NABEI
after i write in de entry all uncles out dere fucking better reply ok jibai
inter-sch sports update hwachong got two golds alreadi for polo n table tennis guys
i think all uncles shud noe abt de amazing polo comeback alreadi. thanx goes out to all de uncles dat were dere to support n everibodi else.
victory was so sweet
good luck to all soccer n rugby uncles.
pls update scores ok
WHEN U READ DIS MSG START TYPING UR REPLY RITE NOW

2003-05-11T07:00:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UNCLE HINECK!
HOPE THAT AT AGE 17.. UNCLE HINECK MAY HUAT AND HUAT
N NO NEED TO DIG FOR COINS FOR MILO CINO ICE AT AL AZHAR

TO UNCLE HINECK: MNC ASIAN PACIFIC REGION IS YOURS...DO THE JOB WELL..

2003-05-05T07:06:00.000-07:00

Uncles! TOMORROR IS THE BIG MATCH
i juZ smsed everyone to tell em dat we muZ bia for tomorrow's match. if not louis will freakin murder us all when he's back
dis was what he told dale after he knew dat we went late for trainin cause of the soccer match

"hey u fucker, better get yourself organised.don't think u are king when i am not here. i will DEAl u guys when i am back"

FUCK!

accordin to wai teck, he will freakin screw us.. like do 200 push ups plus butterfly swimmin plus 5m jump plus duckwalk plus hoppin up stairs.. all part of his torturous circuit trainin. so tomorrow is the chance to salvage ourselves! although i doubt we can escape ani punishment frm saddistic louis... haha. So UP AND ON saints. DEFEAT THE TAY SEX GOD!

2003-05-05T06:37:00.000-07:00

i think scanty is talking a lot of cock. pls dun listen to him. listen to me haha
aniwae best of luck to uncles for ur match tmr
pls try ur very best to win it ok. but if all is lost.. fulfill de thing on de sajc polo web page dat says" narrowing de scoreline every yr"
eh kidding la. heard rj has stopped training
mebbe they r too complacent so ur better kick ass.
n big tip frm de king over here.. pls remember to chase ur man n defend counter. defending is damn fucking imp ok.
BEST OF LUCK some one tell me de score tmr after de match

2003-05-03T06:38:00.000-07:00

jialat la yesterday... kena shit from DAN HO for going late for training... tamade... all we did was to support our fellow TEAM SAJC players... well fuck it la....tommorrow got training again... den rest on mon... and BIG DAY on tuesday... we gonna give it our all... RJC must be riding on a tidal wave of confidence after humilating us dat day... not gonna be the case on tuesday... the team is all psyched up and raring to go... watch out RJC...

2003-05-01T06:42:00.000-07:00

today we ate too much uncles
Al Azhar, Kiliney den Boon Tong Kee from 12 pm to 5 pm
eat till bloated
aniwae plz come down to support SAJC soccer team tml
match starts at ard 5 pm

Ho Sei Lah

2003-05-01T06:02:00.000-07:00

Soccer season kicks off tomorrow...
best of luck to all unkels in soccer
Rugby season starts on SAT
must come down to support me and hadec who will be on the bench... hehe
tomolo must overcome the handicap of SAJC -3 1/2
HOSEI LAH...

2003-04-29T06:43:00.000-07:00

haha fuck u la tian ci de refereeing sucks
ok maybe it doesnt suck.. jus dat it is very loose.too loose for my liking la. my coach got say asso two hands hug ppl dey nv blow. OKOK TIANCI I NOE U DIN U ANITHING TO ME N I WASA BIG LIAR TRYING TO CON DE REF TO SACK U OK all my fault i noe i din lay a finger on me
aiya de match asso very sian after de match going home dat time no feeling lor. jus damn sian. UNCLE Y LYK DAT?!
guess im jus thinking abt de finals.........
everyday whole day jus thinking abt it. uncles..CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE

2003-04-28T06:49:00.000-07:00

UNCLES.
FINAL SCORE :HCJC 18 SAJC 2
um..scoreline sounds bad..
but played ok la...
interesting match up against unkel diyan at times in de game...
good refereeing on show today...dunno y uncle diyan keep complaining...
n...i nv before 2 hands press ppl 1..so its not me whos hugging u la..

OK NVM..GD LUCK TO HCJC IN THEIR QUEST TO GOLD...N TRUST SAJC TO WORK HARD TO HAVE 3RD PLACE.

2003-04-27T08:15:00.000-07:00

hahah
fuck u la henry
give tianchee a chance to prove himself to de world la. tmr is de day for unkuls. since tian ci joined polo he has been telling me IN DE POOL UNKUL everytime we r abt to come to blows. so this is realli de day to meet IN DE POOL
best of luck to all unkuls!! may de best unkul win!!!

2003-04-27T08:09:00.000-07:00

unkul brandon.....fuck u .....u shld feel honoured by my arrival.....rem to welcome mi wif red carpet....i will gif u a tip if it makes u happie ....
tianchee will suerly retain 1.....no doubt abt it......i not sure abt hadac the punter........he 6pter....but i tink the 14pter brain will surely cause tianchee to fail...

2003-04-27T06:30:00.000-07:00

harlow uncles.. tmr is the match of the season
HCJC VS SAJC
a match definitely of high entertainment valur for all the uncles...
so go down if u can.. except henry... cause hes probably too dumb to understand the match
henry, dis goes out to u.. u are totally in the wrong sch now cause u dun haf the top 5 brains to go to top 5 sch
u shuld haf come to sajc in e first place and mebe retain wif hadec and tian chee
wahaha

2003-04-27T04:38:00.000-07:00

unkel... relax man
punting is not as bad as u think
we are still young.. need something to stimulate our heart
old pple are discouraged but we are not
also cannot deny the fact that we are chinese...
its in our blood to PUNT...
be it soccer or horse or even 4d toto
yesterday me and hadec has done it..
its all square now...
a few more times of this...
we treat all the unkels to jack's place... *promise*
but meanwhile will still have to be contented with al azhar... hehe

2003-04-26T09:39:00.000-07:00

unkuls.. todae unkuls all no money. sit at al ahzar counting out coins... hoping got enuf to pay for milo cino ice
wad a sorry state for ani unkul to be into.. jus lyk being in a kopitiam wif no kopi.
ALL DIS IS A RESULT OF PUNTING SO FUCKING PUNTING!!!!!!!!
aniwae one day away frm unkuls showdown.IN DE POOL

2003-04-26T05:10:00.000-07:00

sports day today... the polo team were not permitted to run... had to sit in the sun like a bunch of fools and pressing away at stopwatches... worse of all... our attire
fucking navy blue TEAM SAJC shirt... and long navyblue pants ... sweat like shit...
the polo team was totally demoralised after RJC loss... but we have swore to avenge it... or die trying..watch out rjc..watch out
good effort to the uncles who ran today... winston, yeetat and chaozhang...
although chaozhang ran like shit... he promised me he will win the 1.5 km run next yr.... good luck
MY parents r fucking irritating... gonna go offline now... take care to all

2003-04-24T07:17:00.000-07:00

unkuls, tt day the soccer team was patching up the field. den we dug holes and put new patches into the holes. coz the patches are a bit muddy....when we wanted someone to bring it over...we juz say" eh, pass the malay"....
unkuls....this is very WRONG

2003-04-24T07:07:00.000-07:00

TO SHU YIN (IF TTS HOW U SPELL IT )
IF U R HERE..UNCLE HERE WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND A BIG SORRY TO U FOR INSENSITIVELY BEING SO FUCKED UP N GIVING U SUCH A CREATIVE NICKNAME.
UNCLE WOULD ALWAYS LIKE TO TREAT U TO A 30 CENTS CUP OF KOPI IF U LIKE.
SORRY SHU YIN

2003-04-24T07:04:00.000-07:00

unkuls.. good match for us todae. i played much better den on mondae.. super psyched up. but im still far frm my best form. seems like my form is picking up. v proud of de team todae.. de morale was fucking up especially after de post-goal celebrations >> realli siao. ac sent so many ppl to support as if its de finals but dey did not hav much to cheer for. kuls dun be dis-heartened by ur loss. ur must have faith. even if ur r down collect ur thoughts keep cool n realli must CHIONG. come on lor de game is only 28 minutes of hard core polo after u can sleep all de fuck u wan.
aiya i got alot to say but i think we will tok it over kopi.. maybe on saturdae or sumthing. going to bed quite tired after todae. remember unkuls.. have faith

2003-04-24T05:54:00.000-07:00

arlo uncles...
dis is the first time i sent msg to the uncles... unles we have to get serious now... competition is drawing near n 4 the polo uncles they have already started. uncles nvm u lose to rjc! ur saints spirit did us proud!!! very good job from the uncles... today the soccer training is super siao but the uncles made it! to the ruggers uncles very good luck to all of u... uncles stand together n cheer 4 one another!! n i hope tianci will apologize to that girl who likes brandon.. its really to far uncle tianci.. uncles muz have good character n social skills like uncle cj... anyway uncles good luck 4 all the matches... MUZ WIN!!!

okie see ya in skool tml uncles... (fuck man u lost)

2003-04-24T03:39:00.001-07:00

To all unkuls
todae was realli a bad dae for me... we lost to rjc todae... the match totally went wrong todae... we could haf taken the lead for the first quarter of the match.. but sadly, we failed to do so. our seniors had a pretty good chances of scorin but we fucked it up... it seems dat luck is totally not on our side todae. the unfair refereein was the classic example. both dale and stamford got sacked 3 times.. dere were countless 6-on-5 and mostly these situtions were to our disadvantages. we were the 5... i am very very very disappointed in the match todae and i haf no time nor energy to devote it to other stuff.. i guess i shall juZ freakin do the econs hw and go sleep.

to unkul di yan, i offer u n ur polo team my heartmost congrats for having a clean record so far. i am sure hcjc will be able to clinch the championship dis year. our team may be lousier dan urs but i wished it had the same fighting spirit and mental strength as compared to urs. then at least if we lose, we will lose wif pride for we haven given our beZ

2003-04-23T07:47:00.000-07:00

unkuls.. tmr match number 2 wif acjc.
TO UNKULS FRM SAJC>> I WILL AVENGE UR DEATH TMR
see u dere unkuls...

2003-04-21T07:15:00.000-07:00

to all unkuls present todae at acsi pool... i wud like to say SORRY
Sorry for my dismal performance.. sorry for my lousy shooting..sorry for missing all dat nine lobs... sorry for scoring only one goal, sorry for everything. todae is a day to be sorry. i think after all dat psyching up i think i still wasnt mentally prepared enuf. i think im too stressed in de pool. everybodi said i looked v stressed.
PROMISE TO UNKULS thursdae i will perform better or at least my usual.. dat is confirm much much better den todae
i was playing well during our frenly wif rj de other time. tian ci was dere n he witnessed how we whacked dem lyk 15 over balls. todae..NOT MY DAY UNKULS SORRY
rather tired.. going to bed soon.

2003-04-21T06:50:00.000-07:00

Today was JIALAT sia... jibai...18-6
TO OUR BELOVED FELLOW UNCLES OF HCJC WATERPOLO
we the UNCLES of SAJC would like to give u all a proposal...
if we manage to beat RJC... kindly allow us to trash u all
we will den be able to meet u all in the finals
MEETING a newbie SAJC side is definitely a sure-win contest as compared to A DEFEDING CHAMP-acjc
as RJC needs to beat acjc for this plan to be feasible... would u all kindly injure as many acjc players as possible... so that rjc can have an easier time
Ur cooperation would be much appreciated... thank kew

2003-04-21T05:37:00.000-07:00

UNCLES...not a good day in the office
FINAL SCORE : ACJC 18 SAJC 6
we din play tt badly actually...
juz tt stupid mistakes like mine cost us...
HAIZ...LET US REVENGE AGAINST TAY QIYAN N HIS TEAMMATES

2003-04-20T08:10:00.000-07:00

APRIL 20 - 21
yet another day of reckoning for me and hadec
its make or break (better not break)
its a kindda fear thats making me feel like peeing in my pants...
i feel so mentally exhausted... not wat a normal 8 pter wud usually feel
hope tomorrow wud wake up a HUATED man
gd luck to brandon, tianci and chua... but me and hadec need more

2003-04-20T07:27:00.000-07:00

todae is a sianz dae.....train in morning....sleep in afternoon.....go online at nite......Brandon and TianChee...betta return me my money.....or i break u pple's neck wif my muscles...
GooD lucK to the unkels tmr....hope HC can thrash RJ ....and AC BUGGERS WILL BE DESTROYED BY SA!!!
cya unke|s TmR at AcSi.....i will be goin down to support....

2003-04-20T05:37:00.000-07:00

UNCLES,
Last night was truly THE NIGHT OF RECKONING! i finally won back some money and with that i can finally return all my money to the peopl dat i haf been owing for the past two weeks. i would like to apologise to the folowin people below for puttin up wif my nonsense and haf been gladly lending money durin my darkest moments. U haf stood by me and supported me finacially to finally develop a stronger and independent huating ME!! Now i would like to acknowledge my debt-collectors.Dey are:

1)tian ci's cousin ($160)
2)Xin Yi ($20)
3)Scanty Yong ($6)
4)Yee Tat($!)
5) Wen De($10)
6)Daryl($10)
7) Alvyn ($5)
8) Tuman( uncountable coins)
9)Dale($2)
10) Matthew($1 of coins)
11) Yu Qi ( $9)
11)Julian( uncountable cold hard cash), Thanks for alwaes being dere to support me durin my darkest moments. U're truly my money tree
12) Henry($30), but no need to return 1, he's juZ too insignificant
P.S to those people i din acknowledge, i am very sorrie... much to my chagrin, my 7 pointer brain has unexpectadly let me down. my sincere apologies

I KNOW I LOOK LIKE A BASTARD, But at least still got one person owe me money and it is
--------------------->[HADEC]<-----------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My $75!!!!!

Aniway tomorrow is our nationals liao. There will be an upset on the cards. We will knock out the ACJC into 3rd and 4th placing!! I suggest all polo players to skip all lessons dat are irrelevant to polo. yes, it means skip all classes, sit down at water polo table and discuss our foolproof tatics dat will prove very effective in upseting the favourites.
Tuesdae's news headlines shall read:
SAJC triumphs over defending-champion ACJC

SAINTS WATER POLO RaWwkkkKkkk, see u tmr diyan

2003-04-20T03:47:00.002-07:00

UNCLES... 2MR IS THE DAY OF RECKONING
NATIONALS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED.
FIRST UP ACJC..LETS HOPE AN UPSET IS ON THE CARDS

ok..yesternite was HUATING NITE
hernan jorge crespo earned us a dramatic win (in cash ) in the 2nd min of stoppage time...
our official irc # ,#uncles. erupted.
UNCLES TUMAN.ME.BRANDON.TOOPHAT WENT CRAZY ON IRC.
e.g. me said: "HOU SEI LA!!!!!"
toophat said: "UNCLES DUN BLAME ME IF I GO CRAZY NOW"
tuman said : " ALRIGHT LA!!!
brandon said : "we win $$ right??"

ok housei...aniwae tmd nowadays tis ting not so action-packed
must add pics soon...

oh ya..tmd we win $ frm angela's side..turn out to be linked to jackson..tt ex tchs guy with the long fringe..
TMD...THERE MAY BE DAI JI HAPPENING UNCLES PLS PREPARE YOURSELF
personally, my parangs n baseball bats r on hand to give him a lesson

HISTORY: JACKSON OWE SEAN BAI $$ DAMN LONG DUN WANA PAY UP. THRU BETTING ALSO

2003-04-20T03:47:00.001-07:00

2003-04-20T03:47:00.000-07:00

2003-04-20T03:42:00.000-07:00

eh brandon fuck u my name is diyan not diyan after 4 years u still spell it wrongly im deeply disppointed in u.
haha now im using my new dell comp with a flat screen. after dunno how long my brother finally shifted de adsl modem to dis new com DAMN SHIOK>>SURFING PORN AT HIGH SPEEDS N THRILLS. n de pictures n sound effects look n sound damn good especially wif a flat screen n sound blasters dat r longer den tian ci's dick. aiya tokking cock only la no surfing porn now, got no time. must read de good book my dad jus gave me.

2dae hwachong polo team chiong al ahzar lunch everibodi on de every eat more den 10 bucks super shiok plus had ice cream prata. i fear for my life.. i may be chained n forced to be admitted into hwachong TAF club. eh uncles tmr our first match pls come down earlier to support us. we had been training frm fridae to sundae..DAMN SHIOK n morale is fucking high. later going to burn my power cd just to physc myself up for de matches. rj better watch out hwachong is ready to roll.
2 de non-polo uncles if ur got time instead of slackig arnd at de sc looking at zao geng n taking snap shots of nipples pls proceed down to acsi pool to watch de matches. first match at 2.45pm,
uncles tmr den i show u our package at de pool.. see u guys tmr man.

2003-04-19T06:46:00.000-07:00

UNCLES

todae was sian la.. fuck u tian chee go celebrate ur grandma's bdae. and fuck u cj for goin home too...
onli a pathetic number of polo-ers went to orchard todae
and after cuttin my hair, i was left roamin arnd in orchard for 2 hours plus b4 meeting up wif my tchs senior for a while den went home
and FUCK IT I OVERSLEPT ON THE TRAIN! dat was the worst part...

tian chee do u know that di yan has a damn good swim package? much much much beta dan ours... di yan please tell us again wad ur swim package contains...

Todae is the dae when we will win money beeg... got so mani matches and we are goin to end up wif a NET PROFIT
So good luck to uncle punters

lastly can a fucker please bring his cam to school, i am also tired of blog thing liao... we needa post cornie pics to furthur attract more people to visit the uncles website, thus expanding our influence far beyond, the school, the country, the world and possibly the entire milklyway. i took an oral pic wif CJ too on the bus the other dae. except dat mine was a 15inch long thich and fleshy dick-like poster haha it was cool aniway.oops did i breach the law dat states no oral or anal sex?

2003-04-19T05:59:00.000-07:00

today is an incredibly boring day for me...
spent more than half the day at home staring at the ceilling...
AFTERNOON...
lola suddenly called out of no where to call me to go play lan.. well it was his treat and i was like y not ??
reached mechmasters.. found that the comps were all booked
i went to the counter and changed $2.00 and use all of them to play MAHJONG...
wtf man... lost all the 4 tokens in like 4 min...
today is another DAY OF RECKONING...
the days of limping at al azhar is going to be over...
soon we'll be at raffles hotel having our high tea

2003-04-19T05:34:00.000-07:00

todae is a bad dae unkels.....todae i spent more time swimming in the kallang river instead of canoein along it and ridin the waves......
capsized over 10 times...bad....also saw james canoeing pass me....he waved to mi....den he capsized in front of the NJ canoe fleet.....
not in a gd mood.....wun write animore....sianz......

2003-04-18T09:13:00.000-07:00

OK UNCLES..
FIRST OF ALL..
MY APOLOGIES FOR FAILING TO TURN UP FOR THE BIG LIMPING SHOWDOWN.
UNCLES...U ALL R THE MOST IMPORTANT PPL IN MY LIFE,..I WUN NEGLECT U ALL 1 UNCLES..
ITS JUST BECAUSE OF MY LOUSY.FUCKED UP.17 YR OLD BODY TT I CANT WAKE UP.

BUT UNCLES...I NOE ITS TRUE I PUMPED MYSELF LAST NITE...BUT..HAI...ITS NOT BECOS OF TT I CANT COME..
UNKELS...BECOS OF OUR SUPER HECTIC SCHEDULE IN SCH SITTING IN SC KAOBEI.
SUCH A RARE OPPORTUNITY TO SLP IS HARD TO COME BY.
SO UNCLES PLS FORGIVE ME
I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO THE NXT SHOWDOWN AT AL AZHAR.

UNCLES NO PROB..IF POSSIBLE I BORROW MY DAD'S DIGI CAM
BUT U ALL MUST PROMISE ME 1ST PIC TT IS PUT ON THIS WEBSITE MUST B TT OF MY GIANT.FAT.LONG.BIG.9-INCHED MONSTROUS COCK

2003-04-18T08:12:00.000-07:00

K A N I N A
I know this is fucking bad for my image but i have my priniciples n i must kaobe when the occasion calls for it
fUck u tianCHee
u relegated our BIG LIMPING SHOWDOWN to a pathetic little 4-uncle congregation
even our Woodlands/Admiralty-Brandon also wake up early in the morning n come to al-azhar the earliest
n u had the same training as him n u say v tired...must be u whole night keep pumping yourself

btw, our this uncles blog shit is getting boring...we a need a supa hidek uncle to put up some pictures...maybe u're can ask yuqi to lend u're your pictures of yeetat's armpit hair or tianchee's nipple..whateva

fuck i got no inspiration to spout shit today so i sound lame....i'd betta fuck off...its all your fault tianchee

2003-04-18T08:05:00.000-07:00

summary of wad we did in sch on thur :

1. sat around in the SC, insulting girls walking past
2. took photos of our nipples, armpits and CJ's mole using a nokie hp
3. attend econs lect when me and tianci took out our shoes and put our bare feet behind N's[jibai kia] head
4. sat around in SC again

2003-04-18T05:40:00.000-07:00

todae i surfed the net and discovered several interestin facts that concerns my fellow SCANTY unkel....this is the followin result of wat i found...

==>>UNNATURAL SEX. Singapore Penal code 377 states that "Whosoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or ANIMAL, shall be punished with imprisonment for life, or with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 10 years, and shall also be liable to a fine." The term 'unnatural sex' has for many years been interpreted to mean sodomy and ORAL SEX. So if the penis goes into somebody's anus or MOUTH, this clause applies, even if both are adults and consenting.

p.s. This law oso applies to TIANCHEE and his DONKEY......

todae is GOOD FRIDAE....i watched ''prince of egypt''.....now feel veri holy and innocent.....so i think that the UnKe|s shld try not to sin too much....AMEN....

2003-04-18T05:20:00.000-07:00

unkuls............tian CIBAI failed to show up for our big limping show down todae.after taking attendance at al ahzar, we found out dat only 4 uncles namely me brandon hai tack n chao zhang turned up. n ivan de smurfie came later on. tian ci who slept till dunno wad fuck time only msged me when we started playing war craft. shame on him. tian ci if ur reading dis... FUCK U =)

todae raining so only trained for awhile den de pool almost kena struck by lightning so we all ran for our lives. super hyped up team discussion abt mondae's match so v sure rj is going to get screwed. uncles if ur r free pls turn up.. 2.45 pm acsi pool. showdown wif sajc uncles on de following mondae.. im sure ur wun wan to miss it. pls bring de best of de sa cunties down to support.

2003-04-17T10:51:00.000-07:00

ScRewED AR.......GOOD FIRDAE I OSO GOT TRAININ IN THE DAMN MORNING.....coz our coach sae..."'a team that trains durin public holidae is a champion team"...
unKels....u all alwaz complain trainin tough....want to see MINE or not......i did abt 130 pulls ups todae!!!!
BTW...the zabor that sit on tianCHEE's dick chio or not?

2003-04-17T07:27:00.000-07:00

unkuls,
TOMORROW
LIM KOPI AT AL AHZAR, 930am leh

aniway trainin also fuckin tirin for us la... and my fuckin nose still hurts
yesterade was big screw up for me
i butterfly stroke straight into the wall and hit my nose against it...it hurts like fuck... now i got a small cut and a orr ba kak...
my nose was even swollen la

AND uncles, dun create a commotion abt the devil la.. but her grp of frens keep lookin over when i was at the malay stall todae
damnpai seh la....
ANIWAY we got alwaes insult gers meh? hAAZ

2003-04-16T07:58:00.000-07:00

unkuLs..... 2dae training was fucking shit ass nabei jibai. SUPER INTENSIVE even de coach say. de grand finale at de end:15X40m CHIONGING JIBAI MY COCK WAN TO DROP OUT.

eh henry de hilda not chio la i see b4........got 1 rv cunt not too bad. de only rv cunt i have ever seen dat can make it. dunno whether she;'s still dere after second intake.
wad de fuck la tian ci y got cunt sit on ur lap.. u r useless. can u ask her to stand up for a while n let u adjust ur cock den tell her to take off her panties n sit on ur cock... tian ci u r useless. can u at least show de sa cunties COCKS FROM TEAM UNCLE R MADE OF ROCK
aniwae uncles...........CAN WE ARRANGE A LIMPING SESSION AT KILLINEY KOPITIAM CUM AL AHZAR. FUCKING SHIOK DUN BELIEF ASK TIANCI N HADEC..N GORDON TOO. pls arrange date n time.

TEAM UNCLES WILL SHOW UP FOR DE BIG LIMPING SHOW DOWN

2003-04-16T07:43:00.000-07:00

WAH LAN EH.. TRAINING FUCKING TIRING..
BUAY TAHAN.

2NITE IS THE NIGHT.,.MAY MAN U PREVAIL
GLORY GLORY MAN UTD

TIRED LIAO DUN WRITE LIAO

2003-04-16T07:31:00.000-07:00

uncles....today i asked my RI teamate wad he and his frens think of chinese high ppl in sajc...he said we all always insult the girls.....
looks like we need to improve our image unkels....we muz learn from scanty....his outgoing, cute(act), gentlemanly acts
also our uncle brandon managed to attract the mgs cuntie who looks neither like a chinese or a malay, who is currently crazy over him
and today also got 1 stranger girl sit on unkel hu's laps in the SC......
wah....the uncles r makin it big

2003-04-16T06:59:00.000-07:00

uNke|s......Nj CuNties sux......all top 5 jc pple got brains....but no chio cunties......except fer ac and rj....CjC alot of chio zabors now after the 2nd INTAKE......maybe i shld have stayed there and remain as the HOT property there.......fuck.......CurRently.....i there is onli one zabor in NJ that can realli make it.....frm anderson...name is Hi|da...the rest are those that r willing to suck the scandaleous mole's cock....
CJ and TianChee....dun be horny.....cynthia is kepkee's goddess......he sae he will break u pple's neck wif his bulgin biceps if u pple touch her......
MAn U SUX COCK.....ARSE WILL WIN....follow EDWIN YEO's TIPS......arse 2 manu 0.....sure correct one......!!!

2003-04-16T06:53:00.000-07:00

Uncles... today was a day to remember...i sinned... at the student centre... some gurl zaogeng !!! its like the first time i see lor... white with sky blue flowery design on the sides... and i didnt purposely go see k... it was realli a free show,,, ask the angels,,, dey saw too... it was kinda sinful... but interesting nonetheless
training was tiring,,, but quite fun i suppose... sorry brandon.. if i was caught up in the game and got a little physical...no hard feelings...
remember to take ARSENAL uncles... this is one tip u will not regret
CJ's prediction 2-1 to arsenal
ok... no more cock to blog... ciao

2003-04-16T06:47:00.000-07:00

ASIA PACIFIC TEO SPEAKING

To all non-uncles and those unfamiliar with the uncles legacy, please let me explain

WHAT IS TEAM UNCLES?
a team of uncles lah duh
more specifically, we are a team of multi-talented athletes(most of us anyway)
So, if u have a team that is taking on TEAM UNCLES, please write to us with an invitation
TEAM UNCLES (think we) ARE VERY GOOD AT : SOCCER
BASKETBALL
POOL
JIO ZABOH (only one, guess who)
TALKING COCK

So unless u've won the World Cup, FA Cup, Champions League, NBA Championships or World Pool Masters, u need not apply
unless u want to compete with us in JIO ZABOH n TALKING COCK
We can safely say that we will win in JIO ZABOH as our sole representative is a living, walking SCANT
n for TALKING COCK......there's few in the world who dare say they talk more cock den us
If you are interested in experiencing the power of our cock, arrange to meet us at Bishan 511 kopitiam n we will show u our cock
i mean show you how we talk cock

2003-04-15T08:02:00.000-07:00

unkuLs.. i got myself a new account cos de old account fucked up after only 1 day. so dere r 2 diyans now.

aniwae i wan to update u on de 2nd intake cunties in hwa chong. although HCJC is one of de (as koh yong chiah would say) SO CALLED top 2 jcs in singapore.. or shud i say de supposedly top jc..I CAN TELL U DE CUNTIES R NO WHERE NEAR DE SO CALLED TOP at all man. aniwae de2nd intake cunties r filled wif super ugly BUT FUCKING ACT CHIO and asso FUCKING FAT NYGH GERSSSSSSS>>> JIBAI!!!!!!!!!! dose typical act ah lian type wif rebonded hair n walking arnd lyk dey hav de biggest set of DANG DANGZ in de world hanging on their tiny chest.
TUA LENG GONG UPDATE: ONE NEW TUA LENG GONG ADDED to de tua leng gong armoury. last time david zhang's class tua leng gong no.1, de fucking fat ny judoka. now david change class n HAHA HIS NEW CLASS GOT DE NEW TUA LENG GONG!! ny judo asso. but actualli come to think of it shes not dat fat.. i think she lost alot of weight compared to her pri sch n sec sch days.

aniwae still got 1 or 2 cunties still quite acceptable. nix time den update ur..keep fantasizing unkuls!!!

2003-04-15T07:41:00.000-07:00

the message is frm asia pacific alvin teo--------> hi-neckkkKKKKKKK ]
he used my username

2003-04-15T07:40:00.000-07:00

YES CYNTHIA DEFINITELY MAKE IT
uncles..forgot to say wad happened today

early in the morning, 7.30, standing at assembly, HEARD MY NAME GOT SHOUTED
turned around. HA DEEEECCCCCHHHHH. beside him.

THE FISHERMAN

FISHERMAN POINT ME ,SAY : " WHAT, YOU WANT TO BEAT ME ISIT."

I SAID ,: "YEAH. WHAT U WAN. IM NOT A FISH. THERE R NO FISHES IN SAJC"

FISHERMAN WALKED OFF

2003-04-15T07:38:00.000-07:00

Uncles... we need some ranking for the girls in our school
lets leave brandon and alvin out of dis ... especially brandon
his top five ranking would probably go like dis
1st :L
2nd:U
3rd: A
4th: N
5th: A
hadeck will definitely vote MISS ABIGAIL
do u think Miss cynthia deserve to be in top 5 ? not asking u hor brandon and high neck